RHBH: “Before you open your mouth, keep in mind the last time you did, it expense you 20 grand.”

I vow on whatever that is holy, you guys, if I have to listen to one a lot more Botox’d middle-aged lady fight about what somebody stated or didn’t state on Twitter, I’m going to lose my mind as well as defenestrate myself. (You like that? It was today’s word of the day in the elevator at work.) Unfortunately, last night’s major throwdown on genuine Housewives of Beverly Hills devolved into what is not a requisite Twitter slapfight, as well as although Bravo at least makes an effort to screen the tweets in concern during the episode, it’s still not great, or even good, television.

Instead of just complain, though, I have a proposition for solving this problem. When it pertains to any type of specific point of contention that a cast member understands may be discussed, he or she must be needed to show up with physical proof of their side of the story, if it exists. Brandi must go to all Housewives tapings with the letter from Adrienne’s lawyers. If any individual takes problem with a tweet, print it out as well as put it in a folder. Time for a party? Bring your folder. No folder? You don’t get to argue. The contents of my folder are below.

1. Kyle has a great deal of clothes for somebody who seems to wear solely jumpsuits. who even understood there were that lots of unique jumpsuits ever manufactured?

2. Kyle doesn’t protect Lisa since Lisa doesn’t requirement defending. I’m not sure that’s true, however it is a quite great explanation for not jumping in to find to Lisa’s rescue. Kyle complaining that battling aggravates her stress and anxiety is worth a quite huge eye-roll, though, thinking about that Kyle is the captain of team Adrienne as well as takes up the mantle at every opportunity. To be fair, though, Lisa seems to be dwelling on some relatively petty slights just as much as everybody else, which doesn’t assist bolster her above-it-all image.

3. Yolanda has a horse. Of program she does. however she states that she desires she had a lot more money to get extra horses, since a lot of of her daughter’s competitors have a number of horses, which makes me question precisely what type of homes those people online in. I mean, what was that, some type of artificial modesty to make conversation with Brandi the Plebe? I did take pleasure in the part where Yolanda called Adrienne a nobody, though. You might tell she truly indicated it, as well as it’s interesting when the rich eat their own.

4. I might spend an hour a week just being shown different parts of Lisa’s house. Hell, different parts of Lisa’s closet. Of course, the outside tea was likewise just as best as best can be. The table setting as well as personnel as well as color story as well as drinks as well as desserts, anyway. The guests, not as much.

5. Brandi believes Marisa must do a threesome. thinking about exactly how much she talks about exactly how she’s tired with her husband, perhaps Brandi’s right. At the extremely least, it would break the boredom.

6. Kyle as well as Adrienne came packing a Faye. since battling is so poor for Kyle’s anxiety, you guys! Lisa obviously told Kyle not to bring her, so showing up with her anyway is the meaning of “looking for a fight.” Camille, on the other hand, came with an actual peace using in the type of a house-warming gift. That’s why we still like Camille much better than Adrienne as well as Faye as well as all of them, even though Camille seems to be making a late-season campaign for a starting area on team Adrienne.

7. Taylor was the very first one to bring up the lawsuit. I expected it to be Brandi, honestly, or perhaps Faye, however there came Taylor, rushing as much as the front as well as trying to make herself relevant. See also: bringing up the previous year’s white party, even though she had a bit of a point. When she as well as her other half were simply discussing a claim last season, everybody vilified them, as well as with great reason, so why shouldn’t Adrienne have to response to the exact same criticism? Lisa assigning Taylor as well as Brandi random stuff from the table to “carry into the kitchen” to halt the conversation was quite priceless.

8. Adrienne declares she’s not suing anyone. No matter exactly how much Googling I do, I can’t figure out what’s going on with this one. My gut instinct is that Adrienne is lying as well as that she did did undoubtedly have the family’s lawyers endanger Brandi with a lawsuit. She stated that she was going to do that during Mauricio’s celebration as well as in front of the cameras, after all. It seems like Lisa has seen the letter as well as has some first-hand understanding of the money Brandi’s doled out to her lawyers to respond to it. To me, whether or not Adrienne has complied with with with the claim is type of immaterial – if you’re endangering lawsuits as well as having your lawyers get in touch with people who you understand don’thave the money to fight with you in buy to intimidate them, you’re being a douchebag.

9. It need to be fun to have a “camp.” Adrienne states that Brandi has accused people in her “camp” by means of Twitter. Lisa states that the letter came from Adrienne’s “camp.” obviously a “camp” includes lawyers as well as a personal chef, which indicates that I don’t have a camp. perhaps one day.

10. I still truly don’t like listening to people fight about Twitter. There is nothing a lot more high institution than a fight over what somebody stated or didn’t state on Twitter. I definitely don’t want to listen to a lot of middle-aged women suggest about it on TV when I might be doing something crucial like enjoying DVR’d episode of Catfish.